Yes, yes and yes. I couldn’t score a burger higher than the Huxtaburger on the menu itself. It just does not disappoint time and time again. You know what it is? Simplicity. That shit is key.
A burger’s gotta be easy to eat, compact, juicy, tasty – and the flavours shouldn’t come from the sauce, the patty should do 50% of the work, maybe 60%. Maybe I don’t know what I’m talking about but it was just fucking delish, alright? I don’t want none of that gourmet “chuck-in-every-ingredient-under-the-sun” bullshit like most burger joints are doing.
Nothing peeves me off more than when I’m trying to eat the damn burger and all the good stuff inside comes tumbling out as soon as I pick it up. I’m Asian, I’m tiny. Our mouths are tiny and not designed for large objects entering. So when I bite into a big ass burger and half the shit has fallen out, of course I’m going to be angry.. HANGRY! You do not want to deal with a hangry little Asian holding two buns cos everything else has fallen out and jeans full of burger juices. It’s not a nice sight.
So Huxta, I salute you. You’ve done everything right according to my burger bible.
“Our mouths are tiny and not designed for large objects entering” omg. Hahhaa. I don’t know if I’m just ridiculously immature but I laughed so much at this. I think I’m going to have to go here!
Immaturity keeps us young. I love totes inappropriate comments haha 😀
I love Huxtaburger also. Lucky, or not so lucky for my post-
baby body that it is about 500 metres away from my house!
Haha that is either a blessing or a curse!