10 Zero F*cks to Give Moments as a Mum

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  1. When you’re out having brunch with your friend, and start unashamedly, feeling up your boobs to determine how well the milk is filling up and whether it’s time to boot, go home and give your breasts a pump. … Read More

My Ultimate Guide to Traveling with a Baby

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Are you secretly dreading the thought of traveling with your baby? Unsure of where to even start?You’ve come to the right place. I provide *ahem* excellent and knowledgable parenting advice from my personal experience.I can tell you this – it’s not … Read More

Family Day Trips Melbourne: Healesville & the Yarra Ranges

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So Melbourne did a Melbourne, and out of the depths of a seemingly endless, dark and dreary winter, she gobsmacked us with a 27° C day out of the absolute blue – no one bloody saw it coming. Mother Melbourne … Read More

Not Another Burger Review – The Merrywell

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Okay, I’ll be honest. I never, ever intended on ever going to The Merrywell for a dine-out experience because 1. I don’t trust restaurants at the Crown Casino in Melbourne, and 2. I don’t trust Crown Casino restaurants. I mean, … Read More

What They Don’t Tell You About Pregnancy & Babies

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  Let’s get straight down to business. I would love to give you an intro paragraph and talk about a funny experience I had with the little one but… Ain’t nobody got time fo’ dat. Little Mister Screamo is ACTUALLY asleep in … Read More

Huxtaburger, I Want to Bathe in You

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Yes, yes and yes. I couldn’t score a burger higher than the Huxtaburger on the menu itself. It just does not disappoint time and time again. You know what it is? Simplicity. That shit is key. A burger’s gotta be … Read More

10 Things I Miss About Germany

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1. Cheap AlcoholI need to begin with this because I was a proud binge drinker in the prime of my 20s. It all goes downhill after you turn 25. The hangovers last for days on end, you will literally feel like you … Read More

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A genius list to make travelling with kids a breeze – grab it on the house! Plus, there’ll be travel updates & parenting humour.